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Directly out of Japan, here comes the amazing AstroGirl! Terrible acting, terrible special effects, and terrible fighting. But strangely, you just can’t stop watching it!

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This must have hurt, but you could see it coming!

Here is how a company views male and female employees. We’re surprised at how many are actually true . Why don’t you judge for yourself:

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. HE’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

SHE’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

SHE’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

SHE’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

SHE’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

SHE’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

An architect somewhere must be have a good old laugh after coming up with this floor plan. We only wonder what s/he was thinking about…

The red text reads "You are Here"!

They say Rome wasn’t build in a day…can’t say much about Windows Vista! Just check out the source code below…

The entire source code for MS Windows Vista!

BSOD() = Blue Screen of Death

“Puppy Power” came to my mind when I saw this photo. Tactical advantage when faced with a female army…

Flight of the Conchords is a hilarious TV show. Here is a funny music video by New Zealand comedy duo Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Kind of reminds me of Fergie from Black Eye Peas.

This has to be one of the funniest adverts I have seen in a while. Attention grabbing, amusing and very effective. Get it on!

This baby panda scares the hell out of its mother! Complete with show motion replay.

This didn’t come as a surprise to me when I first heard about this, but it’s clear that people make outrageous claims in order to make some money. The person that made the below video thinks people will actually believe that the iPhone can support a graphic-intensive game like Halo 3. Even if the iPhone has the same power as the Xbox 360, there is no way you can emulate the platform.

In case you didn’t notice from the video, the iPhone is just playing a video and the person is just pressing random buttons on the controller. Don’t be a fool now, the 1337pwn application will not let you run Halo 3 on your iPhone. And it certainly wouldn’t be available on the Apple App Store if you had to jailbreak your phone!

[Via: Pixelated Geek]