XTREME QUIPS

15. Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara

14. Trolling for Vampires

13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

12. Saddling Old Rusty

11. Feelin’ Menstru-riffic!

10. Clean-Up in Aisle One

9. Massacre at the Y

8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide

6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!

5. Taking Carrie to the Prom

4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote’s Ragtime Band

3. Ordering l’Omelette Rouge

2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

In the following segment of The Real Hustle, the hustlers shows exactly why you should always be wary when buying a laptop from a perfect stranger in a public place.

Intel, you are darn right!

There are fourteen signal lights to control this fairly simple intersection.  The picture makes it look like there are a dozen or so streets all coming together at one place.

Everyone has heard a fire alarm. Whether it was during elementary school, where you practiced the drill on how to exit the classroom calm and collective or when you were smoking the bong. Everyone knows that high pitch, repetitive noise that makes your ears ring.

Well a bunch of cool guys decided to take that Banshee of a noise and actually make something kick ass out of it. After watching this video, no one will run out of a burning building.

Wanna be an expert?  Then you want to learn the proper technique.  You need to go to Muff Diving School.

Muff Diving Club is located in the village of Muff in Donegal County Ireland and they’ll teach you the right way to dive.

Some customer testimonials:

Tom Sommers – Had a blast in Muff, the staff are amazing and after a long days diving the nightlife was just what the doctor ordered.

Diving Diana - The Muff Diving is probably the best diving experiencing I’ve ever had, and I’ve been diving all over Europe.

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I still wouldn’t trust it…

…filmed from beneath the surface.

When Transformers cross Terminators…

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