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I don’t like the sound of ths…

This is incredible. The guy is shooting an AR-50. A .50 calibre powerful sniper rifle with an effective range of about ONE MILE. The target, a steel plate, (not a good idea to shoot at solid steel at the best of times). The plate which was 100 yards away – much less than a mile – and way too close for a solid target. You can hear the ping of the hit, then the bullet comes back and hits his earmuffs on his head. You can hear the bullet as it tumbles through the air on its course back toward the shooter. Watch the dust in front of the shooter. He’s lucky that the bullet hit the dirt first. He is okay, (aside from an urgent need for new underwear and a roll of toilet paper to wipe up the brown adrenalin) and he’s obviously very lucky.

What a difference a half an inch makes!

Copyright laws, according to Disney. No, this wasn’t authorized by Disney.

Star Wars: 1 – Star Trek: 0

Some people argue that money makes the world go round. Other people argue that love makes the world go round. Bontrust argues: why not both? This slightly NSFW advert has a creative spin on making money “multiply”:

At 85 years of age, Jack married LaVonne, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, LaVonne decides that after their wedding she and Jack should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities LaVonne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Jack, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Jack takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, LaVonne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Jack. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LaVonne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Jack kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

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I like this Zion I song. It’s a pretty cool well put together video. Check out the HD Version on Vimeo. Interpret geeking to the beat however you want. Basically, do whatever you like.

Zion I “Geek To The Beat” from Okayplayer on Vimeo.

What happens when Pokemon quit tournaments and go into the corporate world? This is what one designer from Cocoia thought about one day and jotted down on his/her iphone.  To very more Corporate Pokemon logos, go past the break.

If you are looking for a present for your lady, why not visit this store…

I think he know where the lost bikini belonged too… but decided to double check anyway…