XTREME QUIPS

There was a woman who was uncomfortable with her breast size, so she went to the doctor, and asked for a breast reduction procedure.

“All right,” said the doctor, “there is an outpatient procedure that I can do which will immediately reduce your breast size by 20%. Would you like to try that?”

The woman agrees, and changes into a hospital gown.

“Please lower the gown,” the doctor says, and the woman complies. The doctor’s eyes grow large.

“The first step is to numb the breasts,” says the doctor.

He thrusts his face between her breasts saying “num num num num…”