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A police officer saw a blonde down on her knees under a streetlight.

“Can I help you?” he asked.

“I dropped my ring and I’m looking for it,” replied the blonde.

After helping the woman look for her ring, the officer thought to ask,

“Are you sure you dropped it right right here?”

“No,” she responded, “I dropped it about two blocks away.”

“Then why the heck are we looking for it here?” asked the agitated officer.

“Because the light’s better here,” said the blonde.