XTREME QUIPS

This blonde (of course!) walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!” She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”

The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.

Another blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special cruise. She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.

Drifting into a stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first student asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”

The second blonde replies, “They didn’t last year.”