XTREME QUIPS

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Texans are waiting.

“Entschuldigen Sie mich, Sie zu tun sprechen Deutsches?” he asks. The two Texans just stare at him.

“Excusez-moi pour vous faire parlent français?” The two continue to stare.

“parli italiano?” No response.

“¿los di usted habla español?” Still nothing.

So he has a final try: “Tatakalamaani bil arabiyya?”

The Swiss man drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Texan turns to the second and says, “You know Bubba, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”

“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew five and it didn’t do him any good.”