XTREME QUIPS

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.  On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come again.”

The blonde says “No, it toothpaste this time.”

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In a new sex survey they found that 18 percent of people had sex four or more times a week.

Now here is the interesting part.

That number drops to 3 percent when you add the phrase, “With a partner”.

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Sex is like a gas station.

Sometimes you get full service.

Sometimes you have to ask for service.

Sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

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A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read: “Our Staff will stuff your Stiff.”

Not to be outdone, the Madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner: “Our Stuff will stiff your Staff.”