XTREME QUIPS

A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel  and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon,  left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.

After a  leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had  forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk  on duty, “My name is Henry Davis, could you please tell me  what room I  am in?”

“Certainly,” said the clerk. “You’re in the lobby.”