Zombie Shorties
by N.Shah on Oct.31, 2009, under Jokes
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you do when 20 zombies surround your house?
Wish them happy Halloween and give them candy.
Why didn’t the zombie proceed with his lawsuit?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
Why won’t a zombie eat a clown?
Because they taste funny.
There once was a ravenous zombie
who started chomping on me
He caused me some pains
as he chewed on my brains
and got blood on my Abercrombie
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