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	<title>XTREME QUIPS &#187; Jokes</title>
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		<title>Zombie Shorties</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/zombie-shorties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you do when 20 zombies surround your house?
Wish them happy Halloween and give them candy.
Why didn’t the zombie proceed with his lawsuit?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
Why won’t a zombie eat a clown?
Because they taste funny.
There once was a ravenous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/10-things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/10-things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Liners]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. So&#8230;What&#8217;d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Difference Between Bird Flu and Swine Flu</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bird Flu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My doctor just told me the primary difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu.
With Bird Flu you need a tweetment, and with Swine Flu you need an oinkment.
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		<title>Romance Lives On</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/27/romance-lives-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/27/romance-lives-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romance]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about &#8220;the good old days,&#8221; when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, &#8220;Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?&#8221;
Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Grocer&#8217;s Announcement</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/27/the-grocers-announcement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/27/the-grocers-announcement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our local supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, lady,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll pack some more trays and have them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow White</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/26/snow-white/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/26/snow-white/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snow White]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She got caught sitting on Pinocchio&#8217;s face, shouting &#8220;Lie to me! Lie to me!&#8221;
*********
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunting Season</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/24/hunting-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/24/hunting-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hunting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4850</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn&#8217;t seem to get enough lovin&#8217;. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from thefields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange Tombstone</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/strange-tombstone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/strange-tombstone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tombstone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One day, a lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on the tombstone, ‘Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer.’
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for any passer-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Call</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/police-call/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/police-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shower]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This elderly spinster called the police. &#8220;My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my,&#8221; she continued, &#8220;he&#8217;s just standing there, big as you please, taking a shower with his window shades up!&#8221;
The squad car arrived immediately to catch the evil culprit in the act. She led the cop into her bedroom and pointed out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Class</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/sex-class/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/sex-class/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4800</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy was taking a course in human sexuality, and on a particular day, they were studying the Kinsey Report. As the professor was citing different statistics, he commented that one particular woman in the study had been said to have had several hundred orgasms in a single session.
There were several audible gasps in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicken Surprise</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/chicken-surprise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/chicken-surprise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the &#8216;Chicken Surprise&#8217;.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hotel Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/the-hotel-bill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/the-hotel-bill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hotel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4794</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife were traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decided to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours, and then get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cute Cows</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/16/cute-cows/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/16/cute-cows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Confusing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cows]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4749</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
&#8220;What a cute bunch of cows!&#8221; she remarked.
&#8220;Not a bunch, herd&#8221;, her friend replied.
&#8220;Heard of what?&#8221;
&#8220;Herd of cows.&#8221;
&#8220;Of course I&#8217;ve heard of cows.&#8221;
&#8220;No, a cow herd.&#8221;
&#8220;What do I care what a cow heard. I have no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small Talk at a Party</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/small-talk-at-a-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/small-talk-at-a-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Military]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4735</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for some conversation.
She said, &#8220;Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Musician Q and A</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/14/musician-q-and-a/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/14/musician-q-and-a/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Musicians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Q&A]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4715</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What&#8217;s the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you get an musician off your front step?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
Q: How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heavenly Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/heavenly-cars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/heavenly-cars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4711</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, &#8220;I know that you guys are forgiven because you&#8217;re here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions.Make sure you tell the truth because if you don&#8217;t, we&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Shorties</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/12/sex-shorties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/12/sex-shorties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Liners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
*****
A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.  On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come again.”
The blonde says “No, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tweety Bird</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/11/tweety-bird/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/11/tweety-bird/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tweety Bird]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was on a blind date. We went out with some friends of ours who hooked us up together. We were in a bar and the place was packed. I wasn&#8217;t too thrilled about him and I was pretty cocky. He spent the whole time talking about work and I was tired of it.
I asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Men Planned Weddings</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/if-men-planned-weddings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/if-men-planned-weddings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weddings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There would be less &#8220;Oh Promise Me&#8221; and &#8220;Endless Love,&#8221; and more &#8220;Louie, Louie&#8221; and &#8220;Mony Mony&#8221;.
There would be a &#8220;Rehearsal Dinner Kegger&#8221; Party.
Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Case Of Emergency</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/in-case-of-emergency/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/in-case-of-emergency/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Female Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was always the husband behind the wheel on the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.
So one day out, on the lake he said to his wife &#8220;Please take the wheel, dear, Pretend I am having a heart attack, you [...]]]></description>
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