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	<title>XTREME QUIPS &#187; Real Life</title>
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		<title>Birds are tired of Google Street cameras and aren&#8217;t going to take it anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/11/23/birds-are-tired-of-google-street-cameras-and-arent-going-to-take-it-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/11/23/birds-are-tired-of-google-street-cameras-and-arent-going-to-take-it-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the first known bird attack against a Google Street camera. But it’s not surprising. Birds have a right to a certain degree of privacy too.
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		<title>Signs That You Are Too Old to Trick-or-Treat</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/signs-that-you-are-too-old-to-trick-or-treat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/31/signs-that-you-are-too-old-to-trick-or-treat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, &#8220;Great Keith Richards mask!&#8221; and you&#8217;re not wearing a mask.
5. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnant Woman Gets Pregnant Again</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/29/pregnant-woman-gets-pregnant-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/29/pregnant-woman-gets-pregnant-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregnant]]></category>

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		<title>Kids On Love</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/26/kids-on-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/26/kids-on-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn&#8217;t bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That&#8217;s love.&#8221;
Rebecca- age 8
&#8220;When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Helpful Desk Clerk</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/25/the-helpful-desk-clerk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/25/the-helpful-desk-clerk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hotel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel  and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon,  left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.
After a  leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had  forgotten his room number. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/random-thoughts-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/23/random-thoughts-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thought]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you&#8217;re wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you&#8217;re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are Computers Male or Female?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/18/are-computers-male-or-female/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/18/are-computers-male-or-female/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Female Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why computers could be female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the  smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs She&#8217;s Getting Bored of Sex with You</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/signs-shes-getting-bored-of-sex-with-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/signs-shes-getting-bored-of-sex-with-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Female Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- When you request sex, she replies, &#8220;Wait &#8217;til the Nyquil kicks in.&#8221;
- Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
- Actually answers when you ask, &#8220;Who&#8217;s your daddy?&#8221;
- Only moans during commercial breaks.
- Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
- Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
- You find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Delivery Tip</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/pizza-delivery-tip/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/pizza-delivery-tip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pizza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A college student was delivering pizza to a regular customer&#8217;s house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked him, &#8220;What is the usual tip?&#8221;
&#8220;Well,&#8221; replied the youth,&#8221;this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I&#8217;ll be doing great.&#8221;
&#8220;Is that so?&#8221; snorted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Simpleton&#8217;s Guide to Science</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/14/a-simpletons-guide-to-science/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/14/a-simpletons-guide-to-science/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Terms
Relativity: Family get-togethers at Christmas.
Gravity: Strength of a glass of beer.
Time travel: Throwing the alarm clock at the wall.
Black holes: What you get in black socks.
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers.
Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore.
Facts
Gravity was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unruly Children</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/unruly-children/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/unruly-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adam & Eve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God&#8217;s omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was, &#8220;DON&#8217;T!&#8221;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t what?&#8221; Adam replied.
&#8220;Don&#8217;t eat the forbidden fruit..&#8221; God said.
&#8220;Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Test for College Athletes</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/11/test-for-college-athletes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/11/test-for-college-athletes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Test]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Open Book. Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Russia?
2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions; -OR- provide the first/last name of God.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army, or (c) WRITE A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Men Planned Weddings</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/if-men-planned-weddings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/08/if-men-planned-weddings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weddings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There would be less &#8220;Oh Promise Me&#8221; and &#8220;Endless Love,&#8221; and more &#8220;Louie, Louie&#8221; and &#8220;Mony Mony&#8221;.
There would be a &#8220;Rehearsal Dinner Kegger&#8221; Party.
Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Online Conversations</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/28/weird-online-conversations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/28/weird-online-conversations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#60;i8b4uUnderground&#62; d-_-b
&#60;BonyNoMore&#62; how u make that inverted b?
&#60;BonyNoMore&#62; wait
&#60;BonyNoMore&#62; never mind
&#60;mage&#62; what should I give sister for unzipping?
&#60;Kevyn&#62; Um. Ten bucks?
&#60;mage&#62; no I mean like, WinZip?
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Toxic Foods We Love To Eat</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/27/top-10-toxic-foods-we-love-to-eat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/27/top-10-toxic-foods-we-love-to-eat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Posion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[10. Cassava (Yuca)
Though not too widely used in the United States, cassava is a woody shrub that is generally found in the Caribbean and South America. When using cassava, it can either be made to be sweet or bitter. The taste, as well as the smell, all depends on the amount of cyanogenic glucosides, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs You Have A Cheap Healthcare Plan</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/27/top-10-signs-you-have-a-cheap-healthcare-plan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/27/top-10-signs-you-have-a-cheap-healthcare-plan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Healthcare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/24/random-thoughts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/24/random-thoughts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thought]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4451</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are You Going To Do When The Monsters Come?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/what-are-you-going-to-do-when-the-monsters-come/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/what-are-you-going-to-do-when-the-monsters-come/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You learned that from Daddy, didn’t you?

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		<title>Drinks of the 21st Century</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/drinks-of-the-21st-century/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/drinks-of-the-21st-century/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drinks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Absolute Zero = Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen
Alexander the Grrreat = Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes
American in Paris = Kentucky bourbon and champagne
Black Sabbath = Kahlua and Mogen David wine
Blind Faith = Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
Blood Clot = Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O
Bloody Awful = Vodka and ketchup
Blue Moon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor&#8217;s Notes</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/doctors-notes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/doctors-notes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The things doctors have scribbled on patient’s charts when they are in a hurry:
#  &#8220;Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.&#8221;
# &#8220;On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.&#8221;
# &#8220;The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing [...]]]></description>
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