XTREME QUIPS

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

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Evolution seen in another way…

A useful ruler for umm…women…

Another advert intended for females. No innuendo here…

The Wii for Women.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?”
Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?” (continue reading…)

If you don’t know how to park a car, don’t bother driving. The woman in the clip below takes over three minutes in an attempt to park, but then a fellow driver decided to park her car for her.

And now a flash drive for the ladies. Meninos is selling a flash drive that’ll fit in any woman’s USB slot.  And, depending on what type of dataflow that woman is expecting, she’ll feel secure knowing that this flash drive will aborb as much data as she needs. The above flash drive will be available soon in 3 sizes.  Regular, 1 gb, for those light file days.  Super, 8 gb, for those days you’re in class and you don’t want to get out of your seat just to find another flash drive.  And Ultra, 16gb.  For those days where that data does not stop flowing.

Each size comes with a convienent pull string for easy USB slot removal.

[Via: Pixelated Geek]