XTREME QUIPS

Yay! Pie Area!

If you like McDonalds, you shouldn’t watch this video. It shows how McDonalds food breaks down over 10 weeks – you will be amazed with the results!

How long can you levitate a pea for?

Sex sells… especially to perverts.

Jesus in a pack of Cheetos?

The manliest pizza cutter ever.

Real Men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great “guy gift.” Packaged in a clear display gift box.

Don’t try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter!

President Obama holds his own at the White House Correspondents Dinner last month. See part two also.

Madness? This is SPARTA!

In order to promote their new Star Trek glasses, Burger King has launched a new ad campaign featuring various techniques to help you defend yourself against “Kingons.” Now the Kingons (not to be confused with Klingons), are a race of evil alien mascots seeking dominion over dilithium, an element that is apparently present in BK’s new Star Trek glasses. Here’s a short video presenting the Warp Five Wedgie, one of the nine attacks Kingons use to stealthily dispossess you of your newly acquired piece of crap.