XTREME QUIPS

It works…

An old guy had an appointment to see the urologist. As he approached the reception desk he saw that the woman there was large, unfriendly, and resembled a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

“YES,” in a very loud voice, “YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, though, and in an equally loud voice, said:

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION. BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

1st Designer: “Wow, you always have so many fonts, where do you get them from?”

2nd Designer: “Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Chicago, New York… I get them delivered at various Times throughout the day…”

1st Designer: “By who?”

2nd Designer: “A Courier!”

*****

A font walks into a bar.

The barman says “we don’t serve your type here”

So the font called the serif.