XTREME QUIPS

How many internet brands and services can you spot?

Doesn’t look at all normal to me. See episode one, too.

Ok, step aside Lion King. There’s nothing left for you here! How many services do you recognize?

Will this happen if we start doing the same thing? Maybe the government and all those scientists have got it all wrong…

This is a day in the life of some woman named Jane viewed entirely in logos.

They say that right before you die, the story of your life flashes before you in the blink of an eye. The following short, titled “Last Day Dream” explores that vision. Oh, and don’t let the thumbnail fool you. The video is perfectly safe to watch anywhere, although there is a very short part where some strong words are used.

Last Day Dream from torbjon on Vimeo.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes..

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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1. Online pop-ups offering to help you get rid of online pop-ups advertisements.

2. When your Seeing Eye dog goes blind.

3. Needing to pay someone to help you pay your taxes.

4. That Valentine’s Day was placed in February, just in case single people who have recovered from the loneliness that Christmas and New Year’s Eve induced.

5. That even the fanciest restaurants suffer from pest-control problems.

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