XTREME QUIPS

Here are some magic tricks you don’t see every day…

What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.

“He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said the new boy.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“One half brother and two half sisters.”

If only I could make a woman magically appear out of my bed…