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	<title>XTREME QUIPS &#187; Male Humor</title>
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		<title>What Men Are Really Thinking</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/what-men-are-really-thinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Are Computers Male or Female?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/18/are-computers-male-or-female/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/18/are-computers-male-or-female/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why computers could be female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the  smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fedex</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/fedex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Send a Man to The Grocery</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/30/dont-send-a-man-to-the-grocery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/30/dont-send-a-man-to-the-grocery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedian Jeanne Robertson explains how it really is.

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		<title>What Women Say and What They MEAN</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/26/what-women-say-and-what-they-mean/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/26/what-women-say-and-what-they-mean/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use &#8220;fine&#8221; to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of &#8220;those&#8221; arguments.
FIVE MINUTES: This is half [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Communication</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/23/communication/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/23/communication/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C&#8217;mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you&#8217;ll have no clothes to wear if we
don&#8217;t do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C&#8217;MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
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		<title>If Men Ruled the World</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/if-men-ruled-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing Cops. Or to the crooks.
The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Prayer</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/18/the-prayer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/18/the-prayer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud: &#8220;Lord grant me one wish.&#8221;
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, &#8220;Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunglasses</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/14/sunglasses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/14/sunglasses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I just bought a new pair too&#8230;

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		<title>How Men Talk to Their Wives</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/13/how-men-talk-to-their-wives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/13/how-men-talk-to-their-wives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it great that people are willing to help you out!

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		<title>Boris&#8217; Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/04/boris-wife/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/04/boris-wife/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes over to his friend&#8217;s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. &#8220;Hi, is Boris home?&#8221; asked Ned.
&#8220;No, he went to the store.&#8221; replied the wife.
&#8220;Well, you mind if I wait?&#8221; asked Ned.
&#8220;No, come in.&#8221; responded the wife.
They sit down and the friend says, &#8220;You know Sue, you have the greatest breasts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Body Map</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/03/body-map/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/03/body-map/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl says to her date, &#8220;You&#8217;re in for a real treat. I&#8217;ve been told that I have a body just like New Jersey.&#8221;
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221;
She replies, &#8220;This is Middlesex.&#8221;
He grabs her butt and asks &#8220;What&#8217;s this?
She replies &#8220;Freehold.&#8221;
Then he grabs her breast and asks &#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221; She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Spender</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/01/big-spender/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/01/big-spender/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a fur store accompanied by beautiful, stacked redhead. &#8220;Show my new girlfriend your finest mink,&#8221; he announced loudly. The store owner quickly retrieved a full coat, which the redhead tried on and loved.
&#8220;That coat costs $100,000,&#8221; the shop owner said.
&#8220;No problem,&#8221; the man smiled, &#8220;I&#8217;ll write you a check in full [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Contains Female Hormones</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/14/beer-contains-female-hormones/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/14/beer-contains-female-hormones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man And Woman&#8217;s Poem</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/10/man-and-womans-poem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/10/man-and-womans-poem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Boss 3000</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/23/pizza-boss-3000/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/23/pizza-boss-3000/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pizza]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=2969</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The manliest pizza cutter ever.
Real Men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great “guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And Then The Fight Started&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/22/and-then-the-fight-started/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/22/and-then-the-fight-started/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
******************************************
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/19/top-ten-reasons-a-handgun-is-better-than-a-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/19/top-ten-reasons-a-handgun-is-better-than-a-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=2916</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[10 &#8211; YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
9 &#8211; YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD.
8 &#8211; IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/13/white/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/13/white/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best thing in the kitchen&#8230;

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		<title>The Perfect Shot</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/03/the-perfect-shot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/03/the-perfect-shot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn&#8217;t start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, &#8220;What is taking so long?&#8221;
&#8220;My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,&#8221; Dave explained. &#8220;I want to make a [...]]]></description>
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