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Pathetic, yet hilariously awesome. Don’t you just love stuff like this?

Its amazing just how differently sex is portrayed in the movies…

From postmodernbarney.com, a list of uncomfortable plot summaries. With geeks in mind, some of my favorites are below. Uncomfortable indeed!

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

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Mario Kart, if it existed in real life…makes a good movie too…

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Skynet is coming. Are you ready? Are you part of the resistance? Watch the clip below to see what’s in store for you on May 21st. I promise, no DPs (Director of Photography) will be in your line of sight while you’re watching this.

I could have seen this coming…

Want to save money and see the whole movie in 30 seconds? Here you go. A “fan” of the movie created a short film that resembles the movie straight down to the “special effects.”

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In the following video, The Onion News Network reports that long time Star Trek fans feel the new movie betrays what Star Trek is all about. For instance, it seems that some trekkies are outraged at the fact that Klingon dialogues in the movie are subtitled, because it allows the Klingons to be understood by people who haven’t studied the imaginary language for years.

Oh, and if this is the first time you’ve listened to a news report from the Onion News Network, please note that ANYTHING that comes from them shouldn’t be taken too seriously.

[Via: GAS]

Explosions, guns, gadgets, ninjas, over-muscled, steroid-pumped heroes? Hell yeah! G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra could possibly be one of the most awaited summer movie for geeks who grew up in the 80’s.

From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.

Iron Man 2 won’t be out for over a year (it’s out on May 7th 2010 to be exact), but USA Today has releases the first Iron Man 2 photo. Is that War Machine I see?! It’s never too early to become a Facebook Fan!