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	<title>XTREME QUIPS &#187; News</title>
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		<title>School Board in the News</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/16/school-board-in-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shocking truth!

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		<title>Stating The Obvious</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/10/stating-the-obvious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And some folks wonder why newspapers are going out of business.

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		<title>Auto-Tune The News</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/10/auto-tune-the-news-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/10/auto-tune-the-news-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If only news was really like this&#8230; everyone would watch it&#8230;

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		<title>Outrageous News Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/28/outrageous-news-bloopers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/28/outrageous-news-bloopers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News like you&#8217;ve never seen it!

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		<title>Local News Can Be Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/25/local-news-can-be-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/25/local-news-can-be-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The show must go on, no matter whether an automatic sprinkler goes off or not. What can you do? It&#8217;s a live shot! You can laugh at him, like everyone else at the TV station.

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		<title>Headline Of The Day&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/23/headline-of-the-day-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/23/headline-of-the-day-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[MILF]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=3477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Luckily, no actual MILFs were hurt&#8230;

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		<title>Bad Words On Live TV</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/10/bad-words-on-live-tv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/10/bad-words-on-live-tv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TV presenter screws up a live broadcast of a report on the Blackhawks and Flames playoff series on Sports Net.  Note: Audio sync is a little off.

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		<title>The Science News Cycle</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/08/the-science-news-cycle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/07/08/the-science-news-cycle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How Science and the media work in the real world&#8230;

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		<title>Auto-Tune the News</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/08/auto-tune-the-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/08/auto-tune-the-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Auto-Tuning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.

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		<title>Ever Wondered How Dumb Fox News Is?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/29/ever-wondered-how-dumb-fox-news-is/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/29/ever-wondered-how-dumb-fox-news-is/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 07:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s like saying that Fox News is the most popular news channel after TV and Blu-Ray.

[Via: PixelatedGeek]
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		<title>Prostate</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/19/prostate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/19/prostate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 17:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cancer]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=2375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Another funny photo for a serious headline&#8230;

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		<title>Homicide Victims</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/24/homicide-victims/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/24/homicide-victims/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would be worried if they did. But on the upside, at lease their cases would get solved quicker!

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		<title>Lock Up Your&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/16/lock-up-your/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/16/lock-up-your/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fake]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=1713</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;oh, never mind&#8230;

[Via: Bits &#38; Pieces]
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		<title>Teabagging</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/15/teabagging/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/04/15/teabagging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Innuendo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MSNBC explains what teabagging is. &#8220;Wednesday is Teabagging Day for the right wing, and they are going nuts for it.&#8221; Proponents are &#8220;full throated&#8221; about their goal. They&#8217;re going to give Obama a &#8220;tongue lashing&#8221; and &#8220;lick government spending.&#8221; And then they show &#8220;teabagging mouthpieces.&#8221; My quotes button is just about worn out, but there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is how you &#8220;Stuff a Bear&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/30/this-is-how-you-stuff-a-bear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/30/this-is-how-you-stuff-a-bear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy watching this video&#8230;

[Via: PixelatedGeek]
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		<title>TV Reporter Gets It From Behind</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/19/tv-reporter-gets-it-from-behind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/19/tv-reporter-gets-it-from-behind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=1161</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This football fan has a bit of fun while the TV reporter has her back turned. Unfortunately for her, the broadcast was live&#8230;

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		<title>Why the News Media Shouldn&#8217;t Get Images From Google</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/18/why-the-news-media-shouldn%e2%80%99t-get-images-from-google/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/18/why-the-news-media-shouldn%e2%80%99t-get-images-from-google/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Donuts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look closely&#8230;the image says: &#8220;So good, you&#8217;ll suck dick&#8221;

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		<title>What Do News Anchors Do On Commercial Breaks?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/12/what-do-news-anchors-do-on-commercial-breaks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/12/what-do-news-anchors-do-on-commercial-breaks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anchors]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=1010</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like being a news anchor might not be so bad after all, well at least for this TV stations anyway&#8230;

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		<title>Newscast Hacked</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/02/03/newscast-hacked/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/02/03/newscast-hacked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like someone hacked the newscast and replaced the suspect&#8217;s mugshot with that of a hamster.

[Via: Miss Cellania]
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