XTREME QUIPS

A college student was delivering pizza to a regular customer’s house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked him, “What is the usual tip?”

“Well,” replied the youth,”this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”

“Is that so?” snorted the man. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.”

“Thanks!” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”

“What are you studying?” asked the man.

The lad smiled and said: “Applied psychology.”

Choose wisely.

The manliest pizza cutter ever.

Real Men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great “guy gift.” Packaged in a clear display gift box.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I order pizza, it’s usually because I’m feeling lazy. I do make it myself from time to time, but washing the dishes after is kind of a drag and goes against the concept of eating pizza in front of the TV. That’s why this pizza box concept is so brilliant. Not only does it provide you with the plates and a storage box to put your leftovers away, but the whole thing is made out of recycled material. Isn’t that awesome?