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	<title>XTREME QUIPS &#187; School</title>
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	<description>For your enjoyment...</description>
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		<title>Sex Class</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/sex-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy was taking a course in human sexuality, and on a particular day, they were studying the Kinsey Report. As the professor was citing different statistics, he commented that one particular woman in the study had been said to have had several hundred orgasms in a single session.
There were several audible gasps in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best School Answering Machine Message Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/18/best-school-answering-machine-message-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obviously, no serious schools would use something like this as their answering machine message, but when taken with a pinch of salt, you have to admit that the whole thing is pretty darn hilarious.

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		<title>School Board in the News</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/16/school-board-in-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shocking truth!

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		<title>Changes</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/06/changes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Students at Lewes New School perform David Bowie’s song. Awesome!

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		<title>All the Answers</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/14/all-the-answers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. &#8216;Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?&#8217;
When Mary Margaret didn&#8217;t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Zone</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/06/school-zone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/06/school-zone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Children these days&#8230;

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		<title>What I Want To Be When I Grow Up&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/20/what-i-want-to-be-when-i-grow-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/20/what-i-want-to-be-when-i-grow-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I should have done this is school&#8230;

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		<title>Little Zachary</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/15/little-zachary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Maths]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Signs of A Bad History Teacher</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/13/the-10-signs-of-a-bad-history-teacher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/06/13/the-10-signs-of-a-bad-history-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler&#8217;s favorite pasta.
5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as &#8220;technically&#8221; U.S. States.
6. Tells you that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Changing Schools</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/24/changing-schools/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/24/changing-schools/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 13:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheerleader]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wouldn&#8217;t&#8230;

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		<title>Back to School Shopping</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/04/back-to-school-shopping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/05/04/back-to-school-shopping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 17:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Condoms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Condoms anyone?

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		<title>School Field Trip</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/05/school-field-trip/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/03/05/school-field-trip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh how I miss modern day education. And people wonder why teenage pregnancies are going up&#8230;

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		<title>Star Wars Sports</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/02/15/star-wars-sports/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/02/15/star-wars-sports/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A long time ago in a gymnasium far, far away&#8230;


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		<title>Punctuate This!</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/01/29/punctuate-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/01/29/punctuate-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Female Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An English professor wrote the words &#8220;A woman without her man is nothing&#8221; on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
&#8220;A woman, without her man, is nothing.&#8221;
All the females in the class wrote:
&#8220;A woman: without her, man is nothing.&#8221;
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