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Condoms anyone?

Oh how I miss modern day education. And people wonder why teenage pregnancies are going up…

A long time ago in a gymnasium far, far away…

An English professor wrote the words “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote:

“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”