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		<title>Hunting Season</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/24/hunting-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn&#8217;t seem to get enough lovin&#8217;. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from thefields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Class</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/20/sex-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy was taking a course in human sexuality, and on a particular day, they were studying the Kinsey Report. As the professor was citing different statistics, he commented that one particular woman in the study had been said to have had several hundred orgasms in a single session.
There were several audible gasps in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small Talk at a Party</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/small-talk-at-a-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Military]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for some conversation.
She said, &#8220;Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs She&#8217;s Getting Bored of Sex with You</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/15/signs-shes-getting-bored-of-sex-with-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Real Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Female Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- When you request sex, she replies, &#8220;Wait &#8217;til the Nyquil kicks in.&#8221;
- Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
- Actually answers when you ask, &#8220;Who&#8217;s your daddy?&#8221;
- Only moans during commercial breaks.
- Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
- Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
- You find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heavenly Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/heavenly-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, &#8220;I know that you guys are forgiven because you&#8217;re here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions.Make sure you tell the truth because if you don&#8217;t, we&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Being Shagged By A Rare Parrot!</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/13/youre-being-shagged-by-a-rare-parrot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Fry gives Mark Carwardine a hard time after the Kakapo parrot attempts to mate with the zoologist. From the BBC series Last Chance to See.

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		<title>Sex Shorties</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/12/sex-shorties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Liners]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
*****
A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.  On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come again.”
The blonde says “No, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protection</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/12/protection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/10/12/protection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Protection]]></category>
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		<title>Date with a Librarian</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/date-with-a-librarian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/22/date-with-a-librarian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Librarian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NSFW]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Foreplay takes a turn for the scary. From the 2001 movie Tomcats. NSFW.

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		<title>The Brushoff</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/21/the-brushoff/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/21/the-brushoff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Images]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It can backfire on you.

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		<title>Wedding Night Questions</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/15/wedding-night-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/15/wedding-night-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sweet and innocent young girl gets married, and the girl&#8217;s mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.
&#8220;Momma, Momma,&#8221; she cries. &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honeymoon Reports</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/11/honeymoon-reports/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/11/honeymoon-reports/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Honeymoon]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=4280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Virgin Mean?</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/09/whats-virgin-mean/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/09/whats-virgin-mean/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parents]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its not what she wanted to know&#8230;

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		<title>What&#8217;s On Your Mind</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/04/whats-on-your-mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/09/04/whats-on-your-mind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Couldn&#8217;t explain it better myself!

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		<title>Confession</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/27/confession/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/27/confession/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Confession]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, &#8220;Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.&#8221;
The priest said, &#8220;Confess your sins and be forgiven.&#8221;
The young woman said, &#8220;Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.&#8221;
The priest thought long and hard and then said, &#8220;Squeeze [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Communication</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/23/communication/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/23/communication/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C&#8217;mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you&#8217;ll have no clothes to wear if we
don&#8217;t do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C&#8217;MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
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		<title>Constance Bay</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/20/constance-bay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/20/constance-bay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Images]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Road Signs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=3934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You may want to look at the sign twice, and then you will realize you want to vacation here. This hasn&#8217;t been photoshopped, its Graffiti.

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		<title>The Adult Baseball Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/the-adult-baseball-dictionary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/the-adult-baseball-dictionary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dictionary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.xtremequips.com/?p=3932</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THE BASICS
On Deck &#8211; Having plans for a date
Strike-Out &#8211; Duh!! (No Date)
Walk &#8211; Kissing / No Tongues
Single &#8211; Tongue kissing
Double &#8211; Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing
and eels.
Triple &#8211; Most of the clothes off, possible genital contact, mutual masturbation.
Home Run &#8211; SEX!
Bunt &#8211; Masturbation
Foul tip &#8211; VD
Three up and three down &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shorties</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/shorties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/shorties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, &#8220;I bet you can&#8217;t tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time.&#8221;
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, &#8220;Your penis is bigger than your brother&#8217;s.&#8221;
*****
I called this girlfriend of mine and asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation in Flight</title>
		<link>http://www.xtremequips.com/2009/08/19/conversation-in-flight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>N.Shah</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cowboy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, &#8220;I&#8217;d rather be tied up [...]]]></description>
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