XTREME QUIPS

Cutest Stormtrooper ever?

“Look son, a baby Jedi!”

“The last thing I feel like dealing with today is a Jedi, dad.”

A night with Darth Vader…

A car with R2D2 on the back…

12. “Hey, Beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?”

11. “Your place or my Mom’s?”

10. “I, uh, ummm, I, uh (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!”

9. “You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.”

8. “I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.”

7. “Date, or date not – there is no ‘let’s just friends be’.”

6. “If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.”

5. “How’s about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?”

4. “Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.”

3. “Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!”

2. “If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?”

1. “I’m gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?”

A tender moment between father and son.

The empire produced propaganda films to boost morale among the clones. They used Lego bricks.

So, where were YOU when the Death Star fell?

Oh, this is right up my alley! Enjoy the dance-off at Disney’s annual Star wars Weekends. Do not miss the Darth Vader number.

Yes, you read that headline correctly, no need to rub your eyes. The following video features bikini babes reading some parts of the Star Wars script for your, *ahem*, viewing enjoyment. Hey, It’s Star Wars… it’s bikini-clad girls… so uuuh, it has to be awesome… right?