Wedding

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Wedding Giggles

by N.Shah on Oct.24, 2009, under Videos

Well, what can you expect when the ceremony begins with the best man’s pants falling down? The priest did a wonderful job of going with the flow.

Waffly Wedded Wife

by N.Shah on Sep.19, 2009, under Videos

It was a simple slip of the tongue, but the bride’s and groom’s nerves turned the ceremony into a real hoot!

A sweet and innocent young girl gets married, and the girl’s mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.

“Momma, Momma,” she cries. “I can’t believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?”

The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, “Hair on his chest? He’s your husband, it’s your wedding night, go upstairs.”

When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother, ‘Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”

The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, “Hair on his legs? He’s your husband, it’s your wedding night, go upstairs.”

The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs.

“Momma, Momma! He’s got a foot and a half! What should I do?”

The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says, “A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I’ll go upstairs.”

The Vows

by N.Shah on Sep.06, 2009, under Jokes

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.

“Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.” He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged

When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says: “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes.”

The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, “I thought we had a deal.”

The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, “She made me a much better offer.”